{1}{72}movie info: XVID 640x352 23.976fps 700.3 MB|/SubEdit b.4056 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {200}{400}Ripped by Michoo (michoo22@o2.pl) {914}{961}{y:i}Mom, I want some cereal! {963}{996}{y:i}Harry! {998}{1019}Harry. {1021}{1065}Would you please|look after Billy? {1066}{1092}I am. {1094}{1145}You said you Would. {1146}{1179}I'm trying to write. {1181}{1214}Just one more hour. {1215}{1269}I'm almost done|with this piece. {1270}{1323}{Y:i}It's a very impressive|piece, Harry. {1325}{1349}"Be proud of her". {1350}{1405}You know I will, Lester. {1406}{1441}Come here, Billy. {1442}{1480}Hey, Dad, want to wrestle? {1482}{1501}No. {1572}{1613}"Listen".|"Listen". {1614}{1647}Will you do me a favor? {1649}{1725}If you go and sit in your|chair and be quiet... {1774}{1863}I'll let you hold this Mickey|Mantle-signed baseball. {1865}{1970}Now my dad gave this to me,|so it's very important to me. {2000}{2025}Can you do that? {2062}{2085}Okay. {2087}{2126}"Okay, thanks buddy". {2439}{2474}{y:i}-Hey!|{y:i}-Ah! {2521}{2546}Ahh! {2618}{2675}Oh, Judy, your seahorse. {9214}{9245}U mm... {9390}{9409}Shit. {9467}{9485}Hello? {9527}{9560}Hey, honey, what's up? {9623}{9653}I'm Just writing. {9654}{9689}That's what I'm here to do. {9743}{9804}No, there's nobody else here. {9806}{9843}I don't know how many|times I have to tell you, {9845}{9874}it's not about that. {9933}{9970}Yes, I still love you. {10014}{10065}Yeah, the place is|great, you know. {10067}{10141}It's an artist's|apartment, for an ar-teest. {10248}{10277}Don't cry. {10324}{10365}Ishe there? {10367}{10402}Don't cry in front of him. {10456}{10483}Oh, put him on. {10526}{10583}Hey, sports fan,|how you doing? {10585}{10657}Yeah, those Yanks got|a beating today, huh? {10694}{10762}Yeah, I listened to the game|when I was moving all my stuff in. {10786}{10813}What's up? {10848}{10872}Divorce? {10893}{10932}Who said anything|about divorce? {10970}{10997}Nels on? {10998}{11049}Nels on doesn't know|what he's talking about. {11074}{11097}No. {11099}{11146}Your mother and I|love each other, {11148}{11192}we're not getting divorced. {11194}{11289}I, Daddy Just needs a little|time to play on his own right now. {11343}{11415}I'm not going to|play with other kids. {11417}{11461}You're the only kid|I want to play with. {11499}{11595}I Just need a little time to|write a story and as soon as I'm done {11597}{11665}I'll be back, be throwing|the ball in the field. {11666}{11739}I'll be back home and|everything will be the same. {11782}{11835}I promise. {11837}{11917}Okay, I love you.|Put Mommy back on. {11988}{12020}All right, I'm going to go. {12053}{12084}'Cause I'm going to write. {12142}{12193}I can't do it at home,|we tried it. {12234}{12290}please can, can we Just|give this a chance? {12331}{12410}Because I don't want to work at the|phone company for the rest of my|life. {12497}{12522}Thank you. {12568}{12604}You going to do your pottery? {12626}{12669}No, I think that's great. {12670}{12690}Yeah. {12692}{12732}We'll be artists|at the same time. {12767}{12813}Okay, I love you. {12814}{12891}All right, talk|to you...tomorrow. {12893}{12910}Bye. {13428}{13535}The...man... {13634}{13674}The man... {13786}{13830}The man... {13963}{14003}The man... {14268}{14301}The man... {14344}{14385}-The Ape.|-Ahh! {14387}{14442}Oh shit. Hey! Hey!|Hey! Relax! {14476}{14510}Hey, hey, take it easy. {14512}{14537}I'm not going to hurt you. {14538}{14555}Ahhh! {14557}{14596}No.|Hey, hey, how you doing? {14598}{14640}"-I'm The Ape".|-Ahhh! {14642}{14668}There's a gorilla|in my apartment! {14670}{14697}No, look, look.|look, look. {14699}{14742}Your name's Harry,|I'm hairy too. {14744}{14799}Help! There's a|gorilla attacking me! {14801}{14836}I'm not attacking you. {14838}{14869}-Help!|-Shh! {14871}{14920}-Mad gorilla!|-Mad gorilla, huh? {14922}{15005}Ahhh! Oo-oo-ooh!|Whew! Oo-oo-ooh! {15007}{15052}Back!|Beast. {15134}{15207}Oh, I learn that. Ten years.|Primary Tae Kwon Do. {15209}{15240}So sorry. So sorry. {15263}{15309}{y:i}What? Huh?|{y:i}Oh, oh, oh. {15310}{15341}{y:i}Who you calling?|{y:i}Who you calling? {15384}{15433}{y:i}Hey, huh? {15461}{15495}{y:i}Who you calling?|{y:i}Huh? {15519}{15557}Who you calling?|Uh-huh? {15558}{15583}Police. {15585}{15650}Uh, yes, I-I'd like|to report a break-in. {15652}{15701}Yeah, in progress. {15703}{15778}Uh, address, uh...|it's Madison Street. {15780}{15841}Shit, I-I don't know I-I|ju-I Just moved in here. {15842}{15878}I-I don't know|the exact number. {15879}{15906}"Four-one-three". {15908}{15954}-What?|-Four-one-three. {15956}{16019}Oh, i-i-it's-it's four|one three Madison Street. {16021}{16048}Apartment Five-B. {16050}{16092}Uh, apartment Five-B. {16094}{16122}-As in boy.|-Yeah. {16124}{16149}It's a gorilla. {16173}{16227}Yes.|A-a-a real gorilla. {16229}{16277}Yeah, he-he's big|and-and-and hairy... {16279}{16339}And, and, yes, he's|laughing at me right now. {16341}{16369}I don't know! {16370}{16411}He escaped from the|fucking zoo or something. {16442}{16481}But he's here.|Yes! {16514}{16586}He's in my apartment,|he's wearing my clothes. {16588}{16636}Well, will you Just|come check it out? {16675}{16713}It's not a prank, please. {16730}{16765}{y:i}Please!|{y:i}Just come check it out! {16830}{16857}Shit! {17308}{17353}Got to be dreaming. {17402}{17430}Wake up, Harry. {17548}{17637}Harry, there's an ape|in your apartment. {17670}{17718}Maybe you're going crazy. {17788}{17861}Maybe this is what happens to|writers when they're alone. {17902}{17945}You're seeing things. {17947}{18101}I'm Just going to go over|here and I'm going to prove... {18103}{18179}that there's nothing here. {18292}{18333}"Hey, come on, Harry". {18334}{18379}{y:i}How long you going|{y:i}to keep up this game? {18420}{18447}You're real. {18449}{18555}{Y:i}Yeah, I'm real and|I'm...keeping it real. {18557}{18582}What are you doing here? {18584}{18612}I live here. {18614}{18633}Huh? {18635}{18653}Yeah, this is my apartment. {18655}{18691}I've lived here|for five years. {18693}{18749}No, some, some old|lady lived here before. {18751}{18825}Yeah, Mrs. Glitch.|Yeah, that was my roommate. {18826}{18885}Your roommate?|What? {18886}{18942}No-one told me she had a|four hundred pound pet chimp. {18944}{19021}Hey, it's eight hundred pounds|and I wasn't her friggin' pet. {19023}{19075}We cohabitated.|It was consensual. {19077}{19128}Well no one told me!|It's news to me! {19130}{19146}Yeah? {19148}{19182}Well I bet there's a lot|of things you don't know. {19184}{19232}Hey, what's the|capital of Paraguay? {19234}{19285}-What? I don't know.|-You don't know? {19286}{19317}Does that mean they|don't have one? {19319}{19343}No. {19345}{19392}Mrs. Glitch and I, we|looked out for each other. {19394}{19440}I mean it's hard to go|it alone in this city. {19442}{19480}We were happy together. {19482}{19545}What, you, she brought you|fucking bananas or something? {19546}{19573}Yeah. {19574}{19633}Yeah, as a matter of fact|she did the shopping. {19634}{19681}But I did the dishes,|the laundry. {19682}{19740}she did the dusting, a little|light grooming when needed, {19742}{19798}and after a hard day at|work, she'd come home, {19800}{19889}I'd scrub off those corns and|give her a Swedish massage. {19904}{19926}Oh, God. {19928}{19952}All right. {19954}{20045}Well, look, your,|your master is dead. {20047}{20149}So, um, I think it's time|to go back to the jungle. {20150}{20207}{Y:i}The jungle?|Shit, Harry. {20209}{20252}I Wouldn't last a day|in the jungle, man, {20254}{20300}I'm a fucking New Yorker. {20302}{20328}Okay, fine. {20330}{20388}Then, then why don't, why|don't you Just call up the zoo. {20390}{20461}You can, you can make a|reservation and, and check in. {20462}{20494}The zoo. {20496}{20548}The fuck Would|I do in the zoo? {20550}{20619}I don't know, scratch|your ass, be a gorilla. {20621}{20661}You want to put me in a cage. {20663}{20727}A talking gorilla,|man, you'd be a phenomenon. {20729}{20784}Yeah, I'm no|carnival act, Harry. {20786}{20813}Fine, then don't|say anything. {20814}{20861}You can Just sit there,|you'll get three meals a day. {20862}{20910}-It's the dog's life.|"-Hey, come on, man". {20912}{20956}You know that's|no kind of life. {20958}{21034}{Y:i}You know that's bullshit|coming from you; a man of ambition. {21036}{21105}And besides, I got the|dog's life right here. {21106}{21129}"No". {21130}{21165}this is my apartment. {21166}{21264}Uh, see I, I, I have the,|the lease right here. {21266}{21353}Uh, see these, uh,|two signatures. {21355}{21393}That's, that's binding. {21394}{21437}I, I have this place|for six months. {21438}{21473}Hey, that's fine and dandy. {21474}{21513}But I come with|the apartment. {21524}{21558}What are you talking about? {21559}{21588}Oh, kid! {21590}{21634}You didn't read the|fine print, squirt. {21726}{21781}Tenant shall pay for all|utilities including... {21782}{21859}but not limited to gas,|electric... {21887}{21935}upkeep of the Ape? {21937}{21989}Pow!|And that's binding. {22006}{22037}What the fuck? {22055}{22090}Upkeep of the Ape? {22091}{22150}That's a god-damned|mouth to feed? {22151}{22201}Man, I can't even|afford my own rent! {22203}{22271}I work for Human Resources|at the phone company. {22299}{22386}look how fat you are, you probably|eat a truckload of bananas. {22388}{22448}Man, I can't afford it!|I'm sor...ah! {22478}{22543}Ow, shit. {22572}{22665}That's twice, Mr. Rude.|You better mind your manners. {22666}{22719}I'm a gorilla,|that's how we are. {22721}{22750}We're fat. {22752}{22857}But as far as my species|goes...I'm considered svelte. {22858}{22888}Sorry. {22890}{22959}Okay, I'm sorry, you Just-|you don't...
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