1986 Nothing In Common CD2.txt

{31}{128}This is a 4-wheel drive.|There was no place to park!
{133}{186}-Who's he?|-Dean of parking.
{192}{265}-Who?|-Dean Wood, in the speech department.
{270}{354}Wait. Robert, I'll call you!
{359}{416}-Bye-bye.|-So long, Robin!
{464}{583}Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show|for young lads and little misses.
{599}{676}Hey! The Campbell brothers.
{682}{708}Here.
{713}{775}Have a personal pen|from Max Basner.
{833}{906}When this is over,|come up and we'll talk.
{963}{1062}That's Sal Mancuso.|He's one of my biggest customers.
{1074}{1149}How much business has he given you?
{1164}{1217}His wife has been sick.
{1240}{1332}Looks like all your customers|have sick families.
{1337}{1403}Don't worry.|Business will pick up.
{1424}{1533}A pink dress with a|Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton.
{1538}{1581}That is a super tares.
{1601}{1696}Kristen is my choice|for model of the year.
{1703}{1815}-Well, it's nice to see you, Max.|-Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan.
{1827}{1871}Turn in your samples.
{1911}{1967}But that's my spring line.
{1972}{2068}We have someone else in mind|to take care of that.
{2075}{2150}We're letting you go.|You're fired.
{2254}{2314}Item sixteen...
{2320}{2423}...is Adam, in poly-cotton|gray flannel trousers.
{2428}{2525}My kid's in the show.|I have to go. I'll see you later.
{2531}{2602}We thank the kids|who modeled today...
{2607}{2696}...and all the kids|who were forced to be here.
{2794}{2913}Goodbye, have a grand year,|and remember our motto:
{2918}{2981}Be proud to be a salesman.
{5474}{5563}Ah, don't ad lib the lines.|Stick to the copy.
{5569}{5655}Enjoy the language and|read the script.
{5660}{5700}Relax. Enjoy.
{5780}{5834}Oh, George.
{5956}{6043}They think up the commercials|for marketing...
{6048}{6119}...and send them to|the account executives.
{6124}{6231}This is called the bullpen.|That's a baseball term.
{6236}{6327}Please step over here,|and we'll take a break.
{6353}{6449}I want to hear you say:|"l trust your judgement."
{6454}{6562}She doesn't look like a grandmother.|She looks like a hooker.
{6567}{6640}-She's no hooker.|-There are more grandmas.
{6645}{6687}Tour coming through.
{6692}{6797}I'm saying grandmothers|are getting younger every day.
{6802}{6846}You know David Basner?
{6852}{6929}Number two had|a geriatric youthfulness.
{6934}{7025}-I need some input.|-Will you come to my office?
{7030}{7117}Where were you?|I've been waiting for you.
{7122}{7177}I got cramps from the grapes.
{7182}{7235}It's noon, Dad. I work here.
{7240}{7318}-Aren't you gonna introduce me?|-No.
{7324}{7409}I've been here for five years,|and now you visit.
{7414}{7528}I had no coffee at home.|I thought maybe you'd have some.
{7533}{7626}This is something!|Secretaries. Offices.
{7631}{7705}-It's a regular big deal.|-What do you want?
{7714}{7742}Not here.
{7771}{7863}I got a promotion|so I can have an office.
{7868}{7935}-See my name?|-Not here.
{7960}{8066}Can't you give me five minutes?|Let's take a drive.
{8159}{8284}-Why don't you get a normal car?|-It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it.
{8397}{8521}This goddamn car! You have to|be a mountain climber to get in.
{8647}{8716}-Want one? They're Honduran.|-No.
{8721}{8821}-Can't get the Cubans anymore.|-No, thank you.
{8949}{9007}I lost my lines.
{9116}{9164}They fired me.
{9796}{9839}What are you gonna do?
{9860}{9939}I know you hate me...
{9945}{10006}...but you have to help me.
{10287}{10315}No, you don't.
{10320}{10397}You send her from|the cold to the warm.
{10402}{10489}That way she doesn't|get pneumonia and die.
{10672}{10785}-We can have dinner. Macaroni.|-I can't. I've got a date.
{10791}{10851}I got you X-rated action|on every page:
{10855}{10932}Eros, Macho,|Hot and Sexy Mature Women.
{10979}{11090}You know, that's something|we always had in common.
{11095}{11198}-Who?|-My father. You. Me.
{11211}{11277}We could always talk a girl into bed.
{11282}{11330}Glad you still can, Dad.
{11335}{11390}-You need asparagus?|-I can't.
{11451}{11501}I can't do it anymore.
{11873}{11941}You wanted that clock?|I hope it'll do.
{11946}{12014}Flashlight.|There was something else.
{12019}{12088}-Thank you.|-What is that? That's right.
{12093}{12182}Look at that, Mom.|Look, it's a dog.
{12209}{12295}-Where did you get him?|-Down at the pound.
{12300}{12338}Does he have papers?
{12343}{12423}He gets newspapers.|He's not house-trained.
{12437}{12558}David, thank you.|Oh, someone to love.
{12586}{12643}-See you later.|-Bye. Thanks.
{12648}{12746}Oh, you're so sweet.|Did that scare you?
{12768}{12892}Who is studying psychology?|Economics? Philosophy? That's good.
{12897}{12979}Advertising's the|distillation of what we know.
{12996}{13106}Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do.|I'm not writing novels.
{13111}{13200}I have no manuscript.|I don't want to direct.
{13205}{13300}I like advertising.|If you like it, give it a shot.
{13306}{13399}But if you choke, you could|end up like Mr. Buzzword.
{13404}{13487}-lsn't that right, Ted?|-Thanks, David.
{13518}{13580}Mr. Basner loves to kid.
{13592}{13684}-What's the dilemma?|-What kind of chair do we use?
{13689}{13744}-What kind are there?|-Excuse me?
{13749}{13792}-What?|-Dad.
{14153}{14175}Come on.
{14203}{14270}Put it back.|Put it back!
{14296}{14373}Shame on you.|I'm sorry.
{14387}{14426}Get in the car.
{14440}{14528}-Cubitode is a bookie.|-You don't know him.
{14533}{14652}-He's talking about kneecaps.|-They don't break kneecaps for $75.
{14657}{14783}You bought your mother a car!|Aren't my knees worth $75?!
{14788}{14856}Didn't we do that yesterday?
{14874}{14930}-What?|-I need a cleaning lady.
{14935}{14984}You missed my birt.hday.
{14989}{15051}They have buses out to the track.
{15056}{15096}I've got a problem.
{15108}{15206}-The dog wants to say hi.|-I know it's 2 am.
{15211}{15305}Mom, the AA helps alcoholics.|You need AAA.
{15316}{15372}I'm sorry I bothered you.
{15377}{15449}I'm the father he's ashamed of.
{15454}{15561}-Father's on 7, mother's on 8.|-I was in a meeting!
{15566}{15614}Don 't put me on hold.
{15619}{15694}I knew him before he had conferences!
{15700}{15756}-Your mother again.|-That's it.
{15761}{15796}-I can 't.|-Dad on 4.
{15801}{15876}-I'm your mother.|-I'll go as soon as I can!
{15881}{15945}You just called an hour ago!
{16249}{16319}-Who is it?|-David, come on, open up.
{16324}{16383}-They're driving me crazy.|-Who?
{16388}{16428}My folks. Can I come in?
{16434}{16492}-It's midnight.|-Please. I know.
{16497}{16539}They're driving me crazy!
{16637}{16717}-This better be--|-Everything is coming true.
{16722}{16813}-Have we been drinking?|-Just a little, not too much.
{16818}{16901}It's "get my dry cleaning,|help with groceries...
{16906}{17022}...I can't drive, take me here, David.|David, David, David."
{17027}{17082}It's affecting my work, Donna.
{17088}{17156}I feel like a Swedish au pair boy.
{17161}{17188}I got Mom a dog.
{17194}{17283}-Donna? Sweetheart?|-Just a minute.
{17316}{17394}David, I'm not alone.
{17440}{17482}Sit here and stay calm.
{17487}{17530}Stay.
{17568}{17606}Stay!
{17737}{17835}What's happening?|I heard drumming.
{17840}{17918}-An old friend is having a problem.|-Now?
{17923}{18017}-His parents have split up.|-Well, how old is he?
{18052}{18085}He needs to talk.
{18097}{18173}I apologize for barging in like this.
{18178}{18239}I'm sorry. I won't be long.
{18244}{18334}-He's drunk.|-I just had a couple scotches.
{18339}{18397}I know you! We met!
{18402}{18461}You're in Psychology.|Roland--
{18466}{18562}-Robert!|-Robert, you're naked.
{18567}{18624}I came at a real bad time!
{18629}{18697}-You know what she likes?|-David!
{18703}{18777}-I'll kill you!|-I'm talking with Robert!
{18808}{18930}We were like this in high school.|Sometimes like this.
{18935}{18996}We used to go steady. I like her.
{19001}{19093}She's got a lot of energy.|Her middle name is Mildred.
{19110}{19205}-Donna Mildred Martin!|-David, I will use this weapon!
{19211}{19325}I'm talking about the nervous|breakdown caused by my parents!
{19330}{19447}-Remember my angry voice?|-I'm an only child. Their breakup....
{19452}{19542}-Get out! Get Out!|-I mean, they don't--
{19547}{19583}Wait, don't get up!
{19588}{19703}-She'll put you back in the mood.|-That is not fair!
{19709}{19777}Your friend has unresolved conflicts.
{19782}{19894}Don't give me that psychoanalytic|bullshit, please.
{19900}{20008}My life's endeavors are bullshit?|Glad this came up. I should go.
{20013}{20101}No, don't go, please. I'm sorry.
{20204}{20266}Just give me a minute with him.
{20368}{20432}Just a minute, promise.
{20532}{20569}I don't believe it.
{20619}{20721}You've still got it.|Where are these kids, huh?
{20726}{20838}David Basner, the swim team,|junior class treasurer...
{20843}{20940}...and Donna Martin, drama club.|Emily, Our Town.
{20945}{20999}Maria, West Side Story.
{21004}{21082}Golden high school moments.|Fabulous.
{21087}{21151}I'd like to talk about tonight.
{21156}{21249}-Did you hear me?|-I can't think of you with another.
{21255}{21316}You never ask.
{21321}{21406}I'm sorry, but we can't|do this anymore.
{21411}{21485}Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal.
{21490}{21545}I don't want to be that.
{21550}{21636}I want to move on.|I want a relationship.
{21641}{21721}-Robert?|-With Robert, or someone else--
{21726}{21771}You change your hair?
{21776}{21828}-Something is different.|-No.
{21833}{21882}Is the bathrobe new?
{21887}{21970}-It's old. You've seen it before.|-No, I haven't.
{21975}{22053}-You wore it!|-I wore the pink one.
{22058}{22091}This is pink.
{22178}{22224}You looked great in it.
{22229}{22279}Well, let me try it on.
{22317}{22383}-I want to see if it fits.|-Listen!
{22388}{22507}I wo...