Intouchables [Eng].txt

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www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jako懈 napis.
Napisy zostaｳy specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu.

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Get out of my way!

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Ok, here they are.

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Philippe, wake up now,  
I bet you 100 euros that I'll lose them.

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Philippe?
Deal.

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Let's do this!

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Gosh, you're on a good night.

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Fuck.

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You lost them alright.

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Get out of the car!
Hands on the hood!

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- I double.
- 200 euros that they're escorting us.

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You're gonna lose again.

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-200 euros!

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-Come on! Show me your hands!

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Your hands goddammit!

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- Wait. I'm gonna explain.
- Shut up. Hands on the hood.

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- Wait.
- Get out of the car. Now!

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Take it easy!

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He can't get out.
He can't even open the door.

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Look at him for god's sake!

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There's a wheel chair in the trunk.
He's disabled. Go check!

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Get off me.

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- He's telling the truth.
- SO!

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What did you think?

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You think I知 driving that fast.
for the fun of it? 

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I was going to the hospital.
I'm working for him. He's having a stroke!

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The more we wait, the worse it gets.
He can't move, he can't do anything.
That's why I'm here.

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I think we have a problem here.

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Come see this.

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-  What the fuck do we do now?
- That's right, think about it. Take your time.

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But meanwhile call his 15 years old daughter
and tell her, her father is dead because of you!

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Because if he's not taken care of within
5 minutes, it's over.

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But take your time.

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Think. Think fast.
He's dying!

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Alright, don't lose any more time.
Go.

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- Where are you going?
- ER.

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We're gonna escort you, it's safer.
Let's go, we're escorting them!

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They're gone. They're leaving.

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Good.

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Philippe, this is so gross.

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I can't deal with that, how do
you produce this... yuck.

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Alright, you'll really have to
get your license eventually.

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Yes but meanwhile "we're gonna
escort you, it's safer".

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A 200 euros escort.

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What? I never bet such amounts
of money.

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Let's celebrate a little bit.

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"We're gonna escort you, it's safer"

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Cool it. I helped you big time.

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Philippe, an escort. A safe escort!

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Here he comes.

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We took care of it.
A stretcher will be here in a second.

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- Are you gonna be ok?
- Yeah, it's fine.

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- Good luck.
- Whatever.

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Now what?

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Now you let me decide.

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UNTOUCHABLES

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Based on a true story

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Do you have references?

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Well yes. I validated my CAFAD.

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A certificate of aptitude to take care of
disabled persons.

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I validated it in a renowned institute
in the Landes country in 2001

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I have a high school "Proximity Services" diploma
and a bachelor's in "Social and Familial Economy"

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I don't... like... I mean... I have been mostly
studying rather than working.

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What is your main motivation?

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Money. Duh!

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Mankind.

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I'm all about mankind.

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Good for you.

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To help others, I think.
It's good right? It's a good
answer?

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I like the neighbourhood.

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I love disabled persons. Since I was
a little child actually.

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To promotes disabled people's autonomy,
I'd say.

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Their social insertion.

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Sports too. You gotta move, you know.

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For the social life, I mean.

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These people can't do anything...

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It was Mme Dupont Morathie
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A really old lady...

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really old...

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I assisted her...

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until the end, day after day.

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In geriatrics there were good times too.
We had King's cake ... er ...

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Oh... I'm also an expert in administrative stuff...

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Financial aid ...
social welfare ...

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I... I don't know...

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maybe you qualify?

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You'll check, Magalie.
But I don't think so...

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- Yvan Laprade?
- Yes.

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- No, no, no, get out!   - I've been waiting for 2 hours.
- It's my turn now.

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Hello.

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I'm coming to have a paper signed.

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Please take a seat.

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Do you have references?

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References? I do.

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So?

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We're all ears.

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"Kool & the Gang",  "Earth, Wind & Fire".

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Those are good references, aren't they?

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I don't know them. Take a seat.

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If you don't know them, you
don't know anything about music.

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I don't think I'm ignorant when
it comes to music

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- Even if I don't know you "Sool" whatever...
- NO.

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"Kool & the Gang".

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What about you?
You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz?

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You're asking me if I know Berlioz?

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I'd be surprised if YOU knew
anything about Berlioz.

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I'm a specialist, though.

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Oh really...

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Who do you know there?

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- Which building?
- What do you mean which building?

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But, man...

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Berlioz was a famous composer before
your residency was called after him.

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Writer, critic of the 19th century.

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It's a joke. I know who Berlioz is.
But I see humour is like music for you.

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You don't know anything about it.

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Tell us about your paper.

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I need a signature...
To prove I came to the interview.

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It says that unfortunately, despite
my obvious qualities...
whatever usual bullshit you use

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you're still not interested.

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I need 3 of these to get welfare money again.

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I understand, welfare.

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- You don't have any other motivation in life?
- Oh I do.

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There's one right here.
This here is really motivating....