{1869}{1917}Bitterman, stop the car!|Stop it, stop the car. {1918}{1985}Girls! Girls! {1986}{2065}Hello, girls! {2090}{2191}Would the more attractive|of you please step forward? {2192}{2283}God! That's funny! {2284}{2367}No, actually,|you're both very attractive. {2368}{2477}Would the one who thinks I'm|attractive please step forward? {2478}{2532}Quickly as possible!|Time is money! {2533}{2566}What'd you have in mind? {2567}{2646}VD I'm really into penicillin. {2647}{2736}Now that's funny! {2744}{2791}Actually, what I had in mind... {2792}{2877}...was spending the evening|with a stranger who loves me. {2878}{2924}It's going to cost you $ 100. {2925}{2983}Oh, yeah?|What time do you get off work? {2984}{3070}No, I'm kidding! {3071}{3256}Let's make it $200.|But I will ask you to Simoniz my car. {3287}{3341}Has there been a death|in your family? {3342}{3450}This is funny stuff here. {3460}{3530}Let's go. {3552}{3608}Bitterman, give her... {3609}{3765}...give her friend $ 100.|She came in second. {3792}{3835}Who is that guy? {3836}{3871}I'd rather not say. {3872}{3939}I think I know.|I saw his picture in the paper. {3940}{3998}- That's Arthur Bach, isn't it?|- What if it is? {3999}{4128}Is there something wrong with him? {4140}{4198}Yes. {4459}{4561}Permit me to introduce myself. {4562}{4614}Where in the hell's my hat? {4615}{4652}It's on the floor. {4653}{4767}I hate it when that happens. {4768}{4826}I am Arthur. {4827}{4901}I'm Gloria. {4923}{4991}- I am Arthur.|- Yeah. What're you drinking? {4992}{5039}Scotch. Would you like some? {5040}{5066}Why not? {5067}{5223}You're with me and|you can ask that question? {5336}{5364}What's so funny now? {5365}{5475}I sometimes just|think funny things! {5476}{5539}What do you do for a living? {5540}{5604}I race cars. I play tennis... {5605}{5657}...I fondle women, but... {5658}{5811}...I have weekends off|and I am my own boss. {5831}{5903}The Plaza, and step on it! {5904}{5971}Sir, if I may say so... {5972}{6046}Go through the park. {6047}{6125}You know how I love the park! {6126}{6218}Can I have another drink? {6219}{6276}Isn 't this fun?! {6277}{6364}Isn 't fun the best thing to have?! {6365}{6418}Don 't you wish you were me? {6419}{6496}I know I do! {6954}{7057}Isn't that Arthur Bach? {7242}{7326}I fell out of the goddamned car! {7327}{7411}Is that the funniest thing ever?! {7412}{7463}Are you hurt, sir? {7464}{7513}I fell out of the car! {7514}{7625}Isn't that the funniest thing ever? {7626}{7673}You had to be there, right? {7674}{7722}You are quite amusing, sir. {7723}{7797}Please get my drink.|After all, we're going to the bar. {7798}{7889}Thank you so much. {8063}{8135}Madame, I'm sorry,|but we have absolutely no... {8136}{8198}Don't give me any stuff, buster! {8199}{8254}It's all right,|the lady's with me. {8255}{8319}Mr. Bach! How good to see you! {8320}{8408}If only someone|I knew felt that way! {8409}{8472}We have your regular table,|Mr. Bach. {8473}{8636}I know you have it,|but is anyone sitting at it? {8733}{8910}It's all right. They're used|to seeing me with the turtle. {8911}{9011}Uncle Peter! And Aunt Pearl! {9012}{9039}You're looking well. {9040}{9096}Thank you! {9097}{9178}Aunt Pearl, may I say|you're looking younger every day. {9179}{9232}Doesn't Aunt Pearl|look wonderful, darling? {9233}{9281}She looks great. {9282}{9359}We haven't had the pleasure|of meeting this young woman. {9360}{9400}Would you introduce us? {9401}{9484}How stupid of me! {9485}{9588}Princess Gloria, may I|introduce my aunt and uncle... {9589}{9649}...Peter and Pearl Bach. {9650}{9686}How are you? {9687}{9799}Princess? Did you say|"Princess," Arthur? {9800}{9911}There's a very small country|in the West Indies. I mean small. {9912}{10001}I see. Thank you. {10008}{10094}It's terribly small.|Tiny little country. {10095}{10157}Rhode Island could|beat the crap out of it in a war. {10158}{10194}That's how small it is. {10195}{10269}It's small. {10275}{10308}It's very little... {10309}{10411}It's 85 cents in a cab|from one end to the other. {10412}{10451}I'm talking small! {10452}{10571}We understand it's small, Arthur. {10572}{10650}They recently had|the whole country carpeted. {10651}{10707}This is not a big place. {10708}{10782}We understand that it's small, Arthur. {10783}{10851}And we also understand|that you are very drunk. {10852}{11008}So why don't we meet again|when you're sober? {11012}{11089}Yeah, I'm sorry.|I can't help it. {11090}{11186}Grow up, Arthur.|You'd make a fine adult. {11187}{11221}That's easy for you to say. {11222}{11269}You haven't got|50 pairs of short pants... {11270}{11360}...hanging in your closet! {11361}{11443}It's the regular table!|Wait a minute... {11444}{11533}...regular chair. {11627}{11700}How rich are you? {11701}{11759}All I can tell you is... {11760}{11843}...I wish I had a dime|for every dime I have. {11844}{11915}The service here is terrible.|Where the hell's my drink? {11916}{12015}- We just ordered!|- That's always their excuse. {12016}{12111}Engine room,|where the hell's my drink?! {12112}{12148}Are you married? {12149}{12254}There's only one woman for me. {12255}{12318}And I can't stand her. {12319}{12363}Her name is Susan. {12364}{12438}I can't tell you her last name.|It would be indiscreet. {12439}{12478}Johnson. {12479}{12526}Susan Johnson. {12527}{12572}My father wants me to marry her... {12573}{12632}...but I'm not going to! {12633}{12767}You're the only woman at this table. {12771}{12839}Sure, you bring her a bottle,|me you bring a glass. {12840}{12904}Fine. Thank you very much. {12905}{12939}Aren't waiters wonderful? {12940}{13054}You ask them for things,|and they bring them. {13055}{13175}Same principle as Santa Claus. {13223}{13267}Tell me about yourself. {13268}{13347}You mean, why I'm a hooker? {13348}{13398}Are you a hooker? {13399}{13436}Jesus, I forgot! {13437}{13574}I thought I was|doing great with you. {13611}{13660}Why are you a hooker? {13661}{13734}My mother died when I was six. {13735}{13819}Son of a bitch! {13846}{13915}Don't they know|what they do to kids?! {13916}{13973}My father raped me when I was 12. {13974}{14089}So you had six|relatively good years. {14090}{14134}I'm sorry. {14135}{14262}Listen, my father screwed me too. {14271}{14307}Do you like me? {14308}{14349}You're cute. {14350}{14397}I know that! {14398}{14492}But do you like me? {14503}{14590}Well, Princess,|we're going to have fun! {14591}{14715}Tonight is New Year's Eve!|Third time this week! {14716}{14798}Here's to you! {14847}{14909}Noisy! {16244}{16296}Hello, darling. {16297}{16376}Good morning. {16382}{16414}Did you sleep well? {16415}{16499}- Fine.|- Good. {16503}{16559}Please stop that! {16560}{16626}Hobson how good to see you! {16627}{16671}- Thank you so much.|- Not at all. {16672}{16759}I've taken the liberty of|anticipating your condition... {16760}{16849}...and I've brought you orange juice,|coffee and aspirins. {16850}{16963}Or do you need to throw up? {17008}{17082}Gloria, I would like you|to meet Hobson. {17083}{17128}My best friend in the world. {17129}{17192}I relish the compliment. {17193}{17327}It is thrilling to meet you, Gloria. {17331}{17491}You obviously have a wonderful|economy with words, Gloria. {17492}{17679}I look forward to your next|syllable with great eagerness. {17799}{17855}As we all can see,|it's a lovely day. {17856}{17959}Which would seem to indicate|that the night is over. {17960}{18106}I have arranged breakfast|for you on the east patio. {18107}{18194}This is a robe.|Please put it on. {18195}{18308}Say goodbye to her, Arthur. {18782}{18835}Do you know what|I'm going to do? {18836}{18893}No, I don't. {18894}{18955}I'm going to take a bath. {18956}{19054}I'll alert the media. {19271}{19339}Do you want to|run my bath for me? {19340}{19438}It's what I live for. {19694}{19776}Perhaps you'd like me to|wash your dick for you... {19777}{19859}...you little shit. {19860}{19949}You'd better watch out|You'd better not cry {19950}{20054}You'd better not pout|I'm telling you why {20055}{20172}Santa Claus is coming to town {20247}{20293}Hobson, this is Arthur. {20294}{20367}Yes! How delightful|to hear from you. {20368}{20420}How about a pitcher of martinis? {20421}{20455}No, thank you. {20456}{20533}I'm not going|to face my father sober. {20534}{20600}If you don't bring them|I'll have someone else do it! {20601}{20655}I'll bring them. {20656}{20739}- Say goodbye.|- Goodbye. {20740}{20845}He treats me like a kid. {21323}{21363}You know, Arthur... {21364}{21455}...your father is going|to demand that you marry Susan. {21456}{21554}I don't care what he demands. {21555}{21663}Stay with me a minute, Hobson.|You know I hate to be alone. {21664}{21777}Yes. Bathing is a lonely business. {21778}{21856}Except for fish. {21857}{21926}I beg your pardon? {21927}{21995}Did you say "except for fish"? {21996}{22044}Fish all bathe together. {22045}{22123}Although they do tend|to eat one another. {22124}{22150}I often think... {22151}{22226}...fish must get|awfully tired of seafood. {22227}{22276}What are your thoughts, Hobson? {22277}{22354}Pardon me... {22591}{22639}I don't want you to be alone. {22640}{22722}I'll never be alone.|I have you. {22723}{22788}Isn't life wonderful, Hobson? {22789}{22852}Yes, Arthur, it is.|Do your armpits. {22853}{22924}A hot bath is wonderful! {22925}{22987}Girls are wonderful! {22988}{23063}Lmagine how wonderful|a girl who bathes would be! {23064}{23141}Get dressed! {23364}{23405}I hate it here. {23406}{23505}Of course you hate it.|People work here. {23506}{23602}Here, read this magazine.|There are many pictures. {23603}{23659}Look how nobody ever smiles here. ...
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